Tuesday, April 20, 2010

It(')s true... you(r) achilles heel is the most vulnerable part of your body. I can leap through the air, do a split, dance for hours, (all) without feeling the effects on my body. But after doing just a couple pirroettes its not my arms or legs that hurt, its my achilles heel. I can't walk.
But obviously alchohaul(alcohol) is the achilles heel of Gray Powell and Apple Software Engineer, because he made the biggest mistake of his entire life after a night at The Gourmet Haus Staudt. The drunk man left the newest generation of the ip(P)hone in a bar, and I am sure you can guess just what happened. The iPhone was picked up by, well, I have no clue, and sold for a fraction of what it was worth. Do I care much about the newest iPhone, and whether apple can keep track of its insanely valuable prototypes? I don't. But didn't you hear?
A volcano in Iceland errupted.

Thursday, April 15, 2010


This Girl, GreenJellyBean, has edited almost all my posts.
Try and find a mistake
i(I) dare you
Nightclubs have now given people ideas other than trying to beat their friends in a drinking game. Toulouse, a city of France, has been inspired by a nightclub in Rotterdam where all "Les Feytards" like to dance on energy absorbing pannels that light the club, made by SDC (sustainable dance club).
These panels compress as very large or very small feet step onto them, and turn it into energy. My advice is to go eat some french fries. The larger you are, the more energy you can produce.
Get Fat, Dance it off, And light your favorite night club all in one night.
Unfortunately, France is a skinny city. What about these magic pannels in a McDonalds in the United States of America. We could generate enough power to fry some more french fries.

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